// 'LAZY ASS WEBMONKEY' SCRIPT BY SIMON CLAY 2002
// IF YOU STEAL THIS YOU'RE REALLY DESPERATE. 
//
// CLOSE LAYOUT TABLE
document.write('	<p>&nbsp;</p>');
document.write('    </td>');
document.write('  </tr>');
document.write('</table>');
// LEGAL TEXT
document.write('<center>');
document.write('  <small>');
document.write('   	<hr>&copy; 2002 Simon Clay / David Baier / James Fergus.');
document.write('	<br>Designed for 800 x 600 resolution on MS Internet Explorer 4.0 or greater.');
document.write('	<br>');
//
// Script Author - Wildman Tim ( http://www.wildmantim.com )
// this script is Public Domain

var sid="mitnamdliw_wildmantim";

//--- Array for Netscape 2.0x and 3.0x
function MakeArray(n) {                 
   this.length = n;
   for (var i = 1; i <= n; i++) { 
     this[i] = 0 }
     return this
 }

//this produces a randomly generated HTML code that is inserted on your page 
function RandomNumber(sid) {
  var today = new Date();
  var num= Math.abs(Math.sin(today.getTime()/1000));
  return num;  
}
function TipWizard() {

//tailor to the browser capabilities
var appname= navigator.appName;             
var appversion=parseInt(navigator.appVersion);

         if (appname == "Netscape" && appversion >= 3){
 //( Netscape 3.0 or higher)
	var testNum = Math.random(); }
	else {
//all others use this call       
	var testNum = RandomNumber(sid);}
	
//remember to change this according to the 
//number of tips in the array below
	var NoOfTips=9;

//-- tips array --

var x=0;
var y=0;
var messages = new MakeArray(NoOfTips);
messages[0]=NoOfTips;
//load the array with messages
messages[1]="Because Jamie looks funny when he gets mad. ";
messages[2]="If not for us, then please think of the kittens and little children! "; 
messages[3]="Steal this and I'm a slash your ass with a chainsaw. "; 
messages[4]="Silence is golden. So shut up. ";
messages[5]="Do not taunt the happy fun legal text. ";
messages[6]="&quot;...and the crowd are going absolutely NUT!&quot; ";
messages[7]="I am BENOIT!!! "; 
messages[8]="That's it. We're done here. Finito. End. Go away. Now. ";
messages[9]="That for damn sure be a paddlin'. ";

//calculate the tip to show
y=1/NoOfTips;
for(x= 1; x <= NoOfTips; x++) {
	while(sid!="mitnamdliw_wildmantim"){};
	if ( testNum > ( NoOfTips  - x ) * y ) {
		document.write("" + messages[x]+ "");
		break; }
}	}
        TipWizard();
//
document.write('	<p>&nbsp;</p>');
document.write('  </small>');
document.write('</center>');
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document.write('  <br>');
document.write('</center>');
document.write('<p>&nbsp;</p>');